Saturday, December 31, 2005

Superstar

To view pictures published earlier than the ones you are seeing, pls choose the month under the heading, "Archives". Superstar

Wednesday, December 28, 2005


Navin & Perizaad Posted by Picasa

Navin & Kunal Posted by Picasa

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Today's Joke!

Jaswinder awoke during the night to find that her husband Santa Singh was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye.
'What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?' she asked.
'Do you remember 20 years ago when we met and you were only 16?' Santa asked.
'Yes I do.' she replied.
'Do you remember when your father caught us when we were making out secretly in your room?'
'Yes I remember.'
'Do you remember your father when he shoved that gun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?'
'Yes I do', she replied.
Santa wiped another tear from his cheek and said, 'You know I would have gotten out today.'


Cheers!

Friday, December 09, 2005

Some Wisecracks!

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Some Oneliners

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Assassins do it from behind.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005


Navin Bombay Posted by Picasa

Navin Juhu Beach Posted by Picasa

Navin & Randheer at Taj Mahal Premiere Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Some thoughts

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
Death is hereditary.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
Few women admit their age.
Few men act theirs.Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told.
Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

Cheers!

Monday, November 14, 2005

Some Oxymorons...

47. Mature Man
46. Free agent
45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works

Some Humor

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Assassins do it from behind. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Cheers!

Sunday, November 13, 2005


Navin & Lion Posted by Picasa

Navin-Lara-Abhishek Posted by Picasa

Navin & Karan Posted by Picasa

Navin & Isha Posted by Picasa

Navin & DiaPosted by Picasa

Navin & Arshad Posted by Picasa

Navin & Sunil Posted by Picasa

Navin & Amitabh Posted by Picasa

Navin Pool Mirror Posted by Picasa

Navin 1 Posted by Picasa

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About Me

Hi there!

Thanks for visiting my blogspot. I live in India but consider myself a World Citizen. I have varied interests ranging from the Stock Markets, Astrology to Acting/Writing in Movies. Hope we can share our views and interact with each other through this blogspot.

Cheers!

Navin