Today's Joke!

Jaswinder awoke during the night to find that her husband Santa Singh was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye.
'What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?' she asked.
'Do you remember 20 years ago when we met and you were only 16?' Santa asked.
'Yes I do.' she replied.
'Do you remember when your father caught us when we were making out secretly in your room?'
'Yes I remember.'
'Do you remember your father when he shoved that gun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?'
'Yes I do', she replied.
Santa wiped another tear from his cheek and said, 'You know I would have gotten out today.'

Cheers!